Last night i went out to get weed and on the way back i felt like acting like a retard.
So i grabbed the strings that come out your hoodie and pulled them really tight. I ended up looking like i was trying to fly a plane with a real small hole to look through. I walked like that for 10 whole minutes...
Then I saw 2 guys and a girl walking in my direction, they stared at me and i stared right back.
Once they got close enough one of the guys asked, You alright mate?
I didnt reply but i would have said
Do I fucking look alright to you?!